{"product_id":"cotton-canvas-tote-bag-i-got-99-problems-but-this-tote-aint-one","title":"Cotton Canvas Tote Bag — \"I Got 99 Problems But This Tote Ain't One\"","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis sturdy cotton canvas tote carries more than groceries — it carries attitude. The heavy fabric and flat-corner construction give the bag a solid, boxy silhouette that stands up on its own, while reinforced handles feel reliable on the shoulder during long errands or market runs. A playful front print — “I got 99 problems but this tote ain't one.” — adds a wink of humor to everyday outings, from beach days to city shopping. Finished with a sewn-in label and offered in natural, it’s built to age with lived-in character and keep belongings secure trip after trip.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a structured, stand-up shape\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced fabric handles for comfortable carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label and sturdy stitching; sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural; adult-sized, heavy-duty design\u003cbr\u003e- Printed on one side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"min-width: 360px;\" id=\"size-guide\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e15\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":47412657455291,"sku":"18105128596235992345","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0588\/0289\/7083\/files\/12141240710619761090_2048.jpg?v=1769695148","url":"https:\/\/www.bentleywaffles.com\/products\/cotton-canvas-tote-bag-i-got-99-problems-but-this-tote-aint-one","provider":"Bentley Waffles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}